Upon Completion Body Weak, Mind Strong

I am so exhaustion I just ran for 45 minutes in the windy cold nether region of Grand Marais. Physically I am exhausted but mentally I feel full of piss and vinegar. I like this new mental clarity and energy, I don't really sleep in anymore and my mind is constantly thinking on new ideas. Now down to 163 or 162 pounds I can't remember the last time I weighed this much, looking forward to regaining a lot in muscle mass. I bet Yall are thinking "what is this blog going to be about now that he is done fasting?" It will be about my eating, exercise, and hi-jinks habits. I will attempt to do it every night, no matter what influence I am under.   It is time for this pea to jump in his pod, the sooner I sleep the sooner I eat. Over and out...

P.S. here is a sexy photo of day 10

A Culmination of days 8 and 9. New Skill.

Day Eight was quite eventful. Upon waking up at 5am I proceeded to learn how to break into cars. I can tell you it is damn easy. I started with a long metal rod, some wooden wedges and a lot of hope. In the parking lot of our local Holiday Station store, my car was parked. The previous night I had locked all of my spare keys and my cell phone inside. Great. I arrived to find my car still intact, walked in and told the clerk that "this is my car out here, and I am going to break into it." I first jammed the wooden wedges in the driver's side door and then jimmied the metal rod in. Shining a headlamp in I eventually bumped the door unlock with this rod and continued to throw my hands up screaming "Wooooo!" at apparently the only man in the parking lot who ignored me. Whatever I just broke into my car and didn't have to pay for someone else to do it.
         Went home and slept. Woke up did the saltwater, blasted brown volcanic discharges into my toilet. Then met Cedric Holz (my dawg) and we ran a couple miles up to Pincushion (A local skiing/hiking attraction.) I got home feeling exhausted. Around 5 I went in to cook at the Angry Trout. A very uneventful night, but I can make Maple Syrup soda there so who's complaining. Went and cruised some back roads late at night with San B (also my dawg/cousin) resisted the temptation of a P-Funk instead just enjoyed driving a stick. I am really not feeling too hungry at all, I still want to eat but I feel the need for it less.
          Day Nine, or Nueve... Today was great, Woke up and nailed the saltwater drinking. Saw it was gonna rain soon. So I grabbed my mowing gear and got two lawns done. I was then approached and told about how I had been highly recommended as a hard worker by a contractor I am about to do some work for. I felt pretty grand bout that. It was then time for Internets. I ebayed/craigslisted for a good few hours and got lots accomplished.  I weight 163lbs now. I am glad I stopped dropping so much weight it was starting to worry me I feel strong yet exhausted at the same time. Mentally I am very alert with out caffeine that's a great sign. Right about now Zunker court is in full effect, Judge Danger residing in tha case that I am fucking tired and am going to sleep. Over and out...

End of a week 7th day

Today was slow, everything about it. It was sunday, slow restaurant, slow getting to work, slow feeling, slow rainy weather. I am very tired today, and its taking a lot of effort to even write this. Still at 164lbs, cold and hungry, but only three days left. Over and out.

On the Sixth Day He Enjoyed Diarrhea Again

So I totally forgot about the entire saltwater drinking in the morning, I did it this morning, holy fuck. I got rid of everything. It was awful and I will have to wake up really early because I can't drink it at work. All I can think of is mcgriddles and I have only ever had one. I fucking fell in love with it. In the book " I hope they serve beer in hell" there is a section that speaks the truth about mcgriddles. I woke up in the middle of the night and had a coughing fit, I really don't know if it is the cleanse or my sinus infection (which the oregano and pulsatilla have been cleaning up nice) I feel like its almost gone. I still weight 164lbs and I did physical work outside most all day. Things are getting colder up here so I am glad I got my garage in order today. Every kind of food even green tomatoes is looking good now. Man I have to stay positive but I just want to eat everything and anything. Only four days left now, Thursday morning I can eat. What a glorious Thursday it will be! I do enjoy the fact that my taste buds will be renewed and everything will taste like heaven. When I am finished with the cleanse I am moving to a mainly raw food diet. Interesting Buddhist philosophy I remembered as my younger cousin referred to Buddha as "fat Jesus" is "Everything is beautiful, nothing matters." Over and out fat Jesus...

The Fifth day of Fasting: Like a Severe Allergic

It's almost as if I am allergic to everything, but yet everything looks like the best thing ever. I have overcome a lot by just taking food home and freezing it for after. My sinus infection will hopefully heal up now, our local COOP didn't have any colloidal silver so instead I got some chew-able solution for sinus infections and oregano oil which is supposed to have anti-bacterial properties. I am bumping to some Bad Meets Evil, I can dig it. Today I weigh 164lbs and the extent of my physical fitness other than cooking in the morning and mowing a lawn in the afternoon, was about 20 minutes of football with my younger cousin. I think I need to drink more of my lemonade, It feels like I kind of have heartburn, but it could be all the acid from the lemons. Over and out big shoot...

Fourth day, or how I came to truck riding.

My morning was spend in a dull kitchen, shitting a lot, the doubled cayenne really kicked in, I am still surviving, and its getting to be a bit fun and entertaining thinking about food, because so many old options revive. Every type of food that is even mentioned sounds wonderful. After work I was biking home, until I see a dirty green f-150 full of my dawgs. They tell me to throw the bike in the back and were going for a drive. My dawg Max had just bought it for 35 dollars, it was a beauty. 4 wheel drive, heavy duty grill guard, extended cab, with some tasty tires. We took every back road we could think of, drove and got half stuck in the fucking mud. It was a hell of a day. Haven't checked my weight and only did a bit of biking today.

Day Three or How I Came to Truck Driving

My sinus infection gets a bit better everyday, but the wildfires in the surrounding areas are doing a number on my allergies. Tha Carter IV has become my fasting soundtrack, I am real keen on "She Will." That is beside the point, I am still going ham at this fasting. I drove a full size pickup around today and it felt like a totally different driving experience, someday I am going to have a truck I can beat to shit and drive where ever I want on and off road. Using the pickup I mowed a lawn and felt a bit weaker and that my muscles were worn out. I wanted to go running but due to the hail that our town was blessed with, I instead did some bag work, 30 push-ups, 25 tire squats, and 30 sit-ups. My stomach is still sore. This afternoon I went in to do some grillin' at the "Angry Trout Cafe" Its damn hard seeing all that wonderful food and knowing I can't even taste it. But, in the long run this test is better than instant gratification. Strangely I am still the same weight at 166lbs, I suppose it's because not much has came out of me today. I am really tired and my body is worn out today, so I am going to end this early. Before I do, listening to Napoleon Hill he said "Teaching a man how to save money by telling him to save, is the same as explaining a horse by drawing a picture of one and writing "this is a horse" underneath it." I thought that was damn funny. Over and out my truckin' friends...